An itchy finger is in place
Don't let that conscience go to waste
You wanna step out of line?
You wanna get in my face?
Uh uh, I didn't think you did.
You wanna take it outside?
You better give me some space.
Uh huh, I think you get it.

Boys think I'm mean
Girls think it's cute:
"He's such a feisty fellow"
If green is green,
How come this black and blue
Turns out to look so yellow?

You ain't a contender
You better surrender
You ain't a contender
Just a great pretender
You ain't a contender
Better surrender
It's a slugfest
Slugfest - I'm the main offender.

An itchy finger is in place
Grinding them teeth into a paste...