RESURRECTION

Jesus Christ you've come out of hiding

Just sign here on the dotted line 

I'll see you're OK 

I'll say to you expenses are high

Seeing you've made it before 

I'll take 20% and no more (Gross) 

Oh, tell me Lord did you happen to bring with you

A saleable piece of the cross 

Crown of thorns 

A disciple or two 

We'll sell them Jesus hats 

Jesus socks

Jesus coats 

We'll sue the Pope

Jesus shoes 

Jesus dirty books too 

I wonder what will Billy Graham do 

Let me say how much I respect your wish 

To feed the multitude with 5 loaves and a fish 

But I'm sure you'll see by going on the road with me 

Will make the needy pay 

There's more money that way 

We'll sell them Jesus hats 

Jesus socks 

Jesus coats 

We'll sue the Pope 

Jesus shoes 

Jesus dirty books too 

I wonder what will Billy Graham do