Major Lance

 Walking through the park, it wasn't quite dark
 There was a man sitting on a bench
 Out of the crowd as his head lowly bowed
 He just moaned and he made no sense
 He'd just go
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 I just couldn't help myself
 Yes, I was born with a curious mind
 I asked this man just what did he mean
 When he moaned if he'd be so kind
 And he'd just go
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 Now that I've grown up
 And the woman I love she has gone
 Now that I'm a man, I think I understand
 Sometimes everyone must sing this song
 Listen to me sing
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 Can't you hear me, now
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 Everybody now
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 Can't you hear me, now
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 One more time, now