I went to my local curry house

   Blokie gives me grief

   So i had to give him a right good smack (x2)

 

   I had to calm down

   I had to relax you see

       he gives me grief everyday of my life

   Everyday of my life (x3)

       CHORUS:

I've had enough of kicks in my face

        i've had enough greif from you

Give me my tikka massla and i'll come through

Yes i'll come through

   Who knows what a friday brings

   It brings a hangover

   what better than a tikka massala

   to cure it all

   to cure it all

       (chorus to fade)



"It's good but it's not right"