Scouring through the wasteland

With an uge to take

Anything that comes into view

Only ten more puffs to tea time

I've found eating so time consuming



WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea



South of the wateland at your D.I.Y.

The inconsiderate rings his till

Offering plans of easy credit

Claims he'll cause a killing in the school half term



WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea



And welly well well well what have I found here

A hiding place made by frigid air

I think I'll try it on and give my mates a scare

They'll all be searching neither here nor there



WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea



Long depress of autumn breeze

Sucking on a rubber back teeth

Plays into the hands of the hardware man

Who selfishly "I don't care"