As the monster truck speeds up to pass,
I find myself alone with you at last.
Now there's a little somethin'
that I forgot to ask:
if you got the pigeon,
I got the ass.

Butter my ass with a pigeon,
butter my ass real good.
Butter my ass with a pigeon,
like you know you should.
Butter my ass with a pigeon,
butter my ass right now.
Butter my ass with a pigeon,
tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow
we'll butter a cow.