Two times up and three times down
Everybody knows that's the way to drown
And then it's too late to swim to the shore
And this'll be the third time you've left me for her

And there ain't gonna be no another time
There ain't gonna be no another time
When you leave you'd better pack
'Cause you ain't coming back
There ain't gonna be no another time

Let me further explain what I'm a-talking about
Three strikes, baby, and then you're out
You've already had two swings at the ball
There's just one more and I'm afraid that's all

'Cause there ain't gonna be no another time
No, there ain't gonna be no another time
When you leave you'd better pack
'Cause you ain't coming back
There ain't gonna be no another time

I've always heard about the third time charm
And this is trip number three you've made to her arms
I hope you'll find what you're looking for
'Cause I'm changing the lock on my front door

And there ain't gonna be no another time
No, there ain't gonna be no another time
When you leave you'd better pack
'Cause you ain't coming back
There ain't gonna be no another time

Ain't gonna be no another time
No, there ain't gonna be no another time
When you leave you'd better pack
'Cause you ain't coming back
There ain't gonna be no another time

There ain't gonna be no another time
No, there ain't gonna be no another time
When you leave you'd better pack