wont leave the house till its all in place 

you know a mess is a human discrace 



clean up the dishes take out the trash 

cats are fed and potatoes are mashed 

one day the juice was left out 

she was in a rush 

wont leave the juice out on the table 

she'd rather not go 



leave the juice out for 5 minutes 

leave it out for 10 or 12 

your life is tick tick tocking by 

leave the juice out befroe its too late 



chorus 



wont leave the juice out 

cvant hook-up the water spout 

cant record on the vcr, 

but she works 

she works so hard, mom oh mom 

just leave it on the table 

go outside and smell the air, 

its not clean its worse then the table 

but you breathe it everywhere 



studies oh she studies 

she studies so hard 

reads those books, writes those papers 

heats up coffee thats been sitting there 

if it tastes a little old she does'nt care 

but beware 



you dont like our tattoos 

but you kinda like my pink hair 

I dont like your panty hose 

I like a different kind of underwear 



chorus 



I left the house before it was too late 

now I'm living like a human, just great! 

bye mom, I'll see ya later