My friend

Hey there lady, better hit the road, baby
'Cos you'll never be my friend
You're joking 'bout the rest but at whose expense
You'll never be my friend

She'll never be my friend (she'll never be my friend )
She'll never be my friend (she'll never be my friend )
She'll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong
She'll never be my friend

Hey sexy plexi with your frat-boy anorexi girl
You'll never be my friend
You walk too tall and you think too small
So you'll never be my friend

He'll never be my friend (he'll never be my friend)
He'll never be my friend (he'll never be my friend)
He's never gonna solve all my problems, be my Tony Robbins
Never be me friend

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey there lady, better hit the road, baby
'Cos you'll never be my friend

You'll never be my friend (you'll never be my friend )
You'll never be my friend (you'll never be my friend )
You'll never be my wise man guru not my Desmond Tutu
Never be my friend

He'll never be my friend (he'll never be my friend)
She'll never be my friend (she'll never be my friend )
You'll never be the one that I call when it all goes wrong
You'll never be my friend
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