Walkin' with my baby she's got great big feet
She's long, lean, and lanky and ain't had nothing to eat
She's my baby and I love her just the same
Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name

Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her, I love her just the same
Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name

You know what mama told me? Mama said
"Son keep away from that woman, she's gonna take all your money"
Hey, hey, hey boy, don't laugh about my mama, you hear that?
Hey man I told you man, you don't know what you doin' boy
Don't laugh about my mama

Caldonia, Caldonia
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her, I love her just the same
Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name