Fancy you showing up at this place
"Big Stuff" on your vanity plates
Kissing everybody on both of their cheeks
Just you and what's her name
Every woman in the room over eighteen hates her
You gonna help her with her homework later
Then brag to all your friends
'Bout how you scored again

Well, whoop-de-do
You ain't "all that" like you think you are
Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
Whoop-de-do, so you got another trophy on your arm
What are you trying to prove to who
I said, "Whoop-de-do"

Back when I was just fresh off the farm
Little Miss Naive met Mr. Charm
I froze up like a deer in the headlights
And you knocked me off my hooves
But it wasn't too long 'til the spell went south
And every other word coming out of your mouth
Was a downright lie, but smooth

Well, whoop-de-do
You ain't "all that" like you think you are
Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
Whoop-de-do, so you got another trophy on your arm
What are you trying to prove to who
I said "Whoop-de-do"

So this is your big plan
A string of young pearls
Always slipping through your hands

Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do
You ain't "all that" like you think you are
Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
Whoop-de-do, so you got another trophy on your arm
Don't it feel like deja vu
What are you trying to prove to who
I said "Whoop-de-do"
Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do