I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
 I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
 I've had this problem since I was a kid
 I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
 Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees
 Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
 If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around
 As I grew older I made up my mind
 I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

 Do that dance

 I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

 Do that dance

 I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

 My ass just got bigger and my boobs stayed the same
 I had to do something cause I was ashamed
 I filled up my bra with melons and see
 I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D
 The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye
 Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
 But of course I forgot that melons do rot
 I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

 Do that dance

 I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

 I got a new plan, the idea is real cool
 I decided to go to a gymnastics school
 There I found out that I'm not alone
 Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
 So when I wake up or go back into bed
 I remember the wise words that my teacher said,
 "If you want your man to drown in your lust,
 You must, you must, increase your bust."

 Do that dance

 I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

 Do that dance

 I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4