There I was, lying down, smoking grass 
Feeling sexy in the sun, just tanning my buns in the sun 
Untill it begun - playing with myself 
Out in the sun 

I was pretty far out as I started to shout 
When a dildo from Mars, swinging from a cloud 
Came rushing down, landing on the ground 
I was freaking out 

They were ugly little mean horny sexmachines 
In their dildo ship they looked really hip and cool 
But I'm no fool, they showed their tools ..... 
Hahahahahaa 

Out in space they're a sexy race 
But aliens are not my piece of cake 
Android sex and little dicks 
Martians don't give me no kicks 
There's just no kick with a little dick