Brace yourself I got a story to tell

It's got a girl and a boy and a fist full of hell

Underneath her balcony one day after another

He got tired of waiting for permission from her mother



And up there she wondered

by the pealing of the thunder

Purity ripped asunder

as he stormed in and took his plunder



Romeo ate Juliet today

She'll never have to be afraid again

Cause Romeo ate Juliet today

And everything was crimson red Juliet



Boy ate girl but this is not over yet

He was satisfied, she lay there like she was dead

Then to his surprise she got up and she said

You had all of my body now will you try some head



I had saved myself for the one that I would marry

Now dear Romeo, you had your way

I'm forever part of thee