Hey man, don't fuck with me
You know I've got all the records and all the Cds
You know I've seen that band sixty-nine times
I memorized the riffs and you know I can recite every line

You did a stage dive in the pit,
You don't have the sense enough to know,
Don't wear the bands shirt to their own show

Superfan, you're the only one that gives a damn
If you were me, you would probably be the man