So you're the boyfriend, and nice to meet you, is it Dustin?
And did you say you vote Republican
Can I get you another Sloe Gin Fizz?

Makin' no mistakes, no one's gonna fall for you
Ain't got what it takes, find another avenue
Throw us all a break, she can't really care for you
Just another fake, who drives a BMW

All this is crazy, I can't believe that you replaced me
You and your goons from your fraternity, at the bar glued to ESPN

Makin' no mistakes, no one's gonna fall for you
Ain't got what it takes, find another avenue
Throw us all a break, she can't be in love with you
Just another fake, who drives a BMW (Man! )

A BMW man