They're so happy   so goddamned happy
 Don't you hate it when people are in love?   they're so
 They're so happy   so fucking happy
 I wanna cut you down
 because it's not fair
 that you're so crystal clear
 and glassy eyed in love
 Dave and Heather   you see them fighting all the time
 I kind of like that   I kind of need that
 because I just hate it when people are in love - they're so
 They're so happy - so goddamned happy
 Don't you hate it