But you'd rather relax, kick back, enjoy the ride
 There's a catagory if you're straight or gay
 You're a wild card gambler and you like it both ways

 Everybody wants you when you're bi
 Looking at the girls and eyeing all the guys
 Everybody loves you when you're bi
 But the tension and the passion's double amplified

 My lover told me, well, that she's bi
 I wanted to scream, there were tears in my eyes
 She said baby, baby, don't you cry
 'Cause the one I am with, you've been seeing on the side

 Everybody wants you when you're bi
 Eating with the girls and laughing with the guys
 Everybody loves you when you're bi
 But the tension and the passion's double amplified

 Everybody wants you when you're bi
 Feeling all the girls and touching all the guys
 Well, everybody loves you when

 Well a friend of a friend of a friend told me
 Everybody's messed up with their sexuality
 Well a friend of a friend of a friend told me

 I need a closet big enough to live in
 A closet for the whole world to live in
 I want a closet big enough to live in
 A closet for the whole world to live in

 Everybody wants you when you're bi
 Loving all the girls and loving all the guys
 Everybody needs you when you're bi
 But the tension and the passion's double amplified

 Everybody wants you
 That's right
 Everybody needs you
 Um-hum
 Everybody likes you
 I'll bet
 Everybody loves you

 Everybody, yeah
 Everybody
 Everybody, come on now
 Everybody, not me

 Everybody, whoo
 Everybody, yeah
 Everybody, come on now
 Everybody

 Well everybody loves you

 Bi
 Licking all the girls
 Licking all the guys

 Everybody's fucked up with their sexuality
 You like it both ways
 Like it both ways
 Bi