[Lil` Kim]
.. My Aunt Dot
left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets
Even though I`m her niece, she copped me a piece
Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the salister
What?  She don`t know I like my guns pretty?
Like my boy Pastor Troy with the twin-glizzies
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you?

[Lil` Shanice]
Whattup?  I`m Shanice, don`t remember me?

[Lil` Kim]
She called me by my government name, Kimberly
Who sent you?

[Lil` Shanice]
My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie

[Lil` Kim]
Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly
She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose
and I could see she was admiring my Mink piece suit
Then she handed me the note

[Lil` Shanice]
Here - read this

[Lil` Kim]
I just stared her up and down
cause I couldn`t believe this - then I opened it
It said, "Bitches is out to get you;
your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.
I`m on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.
They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.
And oh, the little girl, that`s your cousin Shanice.
Since I can`t be with her, I need you to babysit her.
Besides; she looks up to you - you`re her idol -
and tomorrow is her first violin recital, 
and she would be more than happy if you could take her.
Peace, my number`s on the back of the paper, hit me later."
Damn.. what went wrong?  
Can`t we all just get along, and make hit songs?  
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
If this was a show, y`all hoes would get "gonged"
Cause if it`s on, then it`s on, bring it on
What the fuck you waitin for?  C`mon, let`s get it on
What?  What`s takin you so long?  I got plans for the future
to bring back your head like Medusa

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Girls be actin stink, and mad funny
Y`all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
Can`t stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"
I know it hurts.. (I`m killin y`all)

[Lil` Kim]
Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather
It`s snowin and I`m tryin to put the whole shit together
How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
and dress like me, and look like me
and Nicole, it`s like she lived in my house
Askin me for money, day in - day out
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
C`mon Shanice I`m takin you to my house in L. Conn.
(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we`ll get along fine

[Lil` Shanice]
C`mon please, I wanna be just like you
600 Mercedes, and 380`s in my doll babies
Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,
H-class rocks inside my baby G shop
Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don`t love them hoes!
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O`s
Versace hottie in designer clothes
Scoop Lil` Nique and Jus, then take `em to Toys`R`Us
Make em spend they cheese then kick `em out and take the bus
I`m the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E
but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
What what?  I like the green, know what I mean?
Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner

[Lil` Kim]
You know what?  I like you; little big person
but rule number one - no cursin
Anyway, what you know about that?
You too young for that, when I was your age
I woulda got hung for that
Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
so she could fill me in a little more about the plot
Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two
"Hello?"  Yo, what`s the deal?
Why these bitches buggin out; 
I mean, what`s this all about?
"See it`s sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
They don`t want you to win no more
Soul Train they don`t want you to attend no more
And I guess that`s why, they ain`t your friends no more
The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"
For real?  "Yup, then I choked the bitch out
At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet
Through her in my backseat,
then I dumped her on a dead-end street
The other two?  Yeah they still linger
But don`t you lift a finger, I`ma get `em
so just pray I come home
and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"
Whoo!  When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
It`s like five Bloody Mary`s, one after another
Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next
Cause them other two girls, that`s still on the menu
is the reason why the story is to be continued..

Chorus