Ladies and Gentlemen
We proudly present just for you
The one and only
Les Humphries Singers Family Show !

If we go to a show
They reserve us a row
Keep it in the family
And we all lend a hand
'cause we all understand

Keep it in the family.
Were confident that we'll get there
'Cause everything we have we share.
And if I got the flu well I've give it to you
To keep it in the family.

COme and see the Family show
Come and see the Family show
Come and help the family grow
It's one big family 'tin pan am allee
Family family show.

If we go on a trip
On a plane or a ship

Keep it in the family.
We just charter a flight
Then we know we're allright
Keep it in the family.
When everybody's settled down.
The wheels begin to leave the ground
Then were well on our way to a good holiday
To keep it in the family

Come and see the Family show . . .

Now if everyone's in well I think we'll begin
Keep it in the family.
If you're sitting at ease
And you're not hard to please
Keep it in the family.
When the curtain starts to rise
Hope you get a nice surprise
Now I've just got to say
Get the show under way
Keep it in the family.

Come and see the Family show . . .
Now before you all go
We would like you to know
Keep it in the family.
If you liked it a bit
Well we think it's just great

Keep it in the family.
We'd like to say just one more thing
If it was to your liking
If you're at a loose end
Come and see it again
To keep it in the family.

Hope you liked the family show
Hope you liked the family show . . .