It's going to happen very soon. The great 
event which will end the horror. Which will 
end the sorrow. Next Tuesday, when the sun 
goes down, I will play the Moonlight Sonata 
backwards. This will reverse the effects of 
the world's mad plunge into suffering, for 
the last 200 million years. What a lovely 
night that would be. What a sigh of relief, as 
the senile robins become bright red again, 
and the retired nightingales, pick up their 
dusty tails, and assert the majesty of creation!