Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
He drag potty all around
He bring potty to your town
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
He wear a jumpsuit and thick gloves
He put a potty in with love
Jaa!

He be dancin' in the doo-doo all night long, oh
(dancin' in the doo-doo all night long!) 
he be dancin in the doo-doo-doo-doo
Is that so wrong?
(is that so wrong??)
(dancin' in the doo-doo all night long!)
he be dancin' in the doo-doo-doo

You don't want to shake his hand
(NO NO!)

Mr. Port-A-Potty Man (Port-A-Potty Man)
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
He drag potty all around
He bring potty to your town (potty to your town)
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
Mr. Port-A-Potty Man
He got a potty
He got a potty
for you
Jaa!