Sippin' snakebite n' black

It didn't taste nice, in fact it was flat

Sitting at this half bat holly wrap

Student Union bash



You asked me to dance I said no

So I sat on my arse

Watching all these arty-farty

Hooligans trashing the bar



How bizzare?

Went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar

Saw these chicks doing this flex

Wearing tee's but not wearing bras



La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la



At the Student Union bar

I was dragged to the Student Union bar

It was crap at the Student Union bar

I was at the Student Union bar

What a headache



Sippin' on cheap drinks and geeks galore

Somewhere I ain't been before

Never went to Uni

And I never was a student



I'm a high school dropout

Was a popular loner

Making papers not exams

So, yeah, I brush my shoulders, man



Roll ups, smoking, get up joker

Fuddy duddy in a ?? sippin' on your vodka

Oh my gosh, I think I might have clocked ya

Is this how you go about becoming a doctor



La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la



At the Student Union bar

I was dragged to the Student Union bar

It was crap at the Student Union bar

I was at the Student Union bar

What a headache



At the Student Union bar

I was dragged to the Student Union bar

It was crap at the Student Union bar

I was at the Student Union bar

What a headache



La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la

It was all, la, la, la, la, la



At the Student Union bar

I was dragged to the Student Union bar

It was crap at the Student Union bar

I was at the Student Union bar

What a headache



At the Student Union bar

I was dragged to the Student Union bar

It was crap at the Student Union bar

I was at the Student Union bar

What a headache