[Tech N9ne] 

Hey!! Step right up muthfuckas 

And get all the pussy you want 

This is the place where you can get all types of pussy!! 

We got.. Black pussy, White pussy, Mexican pussy, Chinese pussy 

expensive pussy, cheap pussy 

If you can find pussy cheaper than ours! (FUCK IT!!) 



[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun] 

Now take my bitch 

She won't complain bout shit 

Cause she's my hoe 

Kutt is known for tossin' the dick 

Cause when I'm fuckin' 

Ain't nothing more that I do best 

Than Beat it up, leave the bra, tired of breath 

I'm talkin bout (real sex) 

Something regarding the nookie 

This act don't call for a rookie 

You get this barred if you can't submit me 

Or call for the pussy 

Your resume of the way you lay 

When you serenade it 

Yonkers, secretions what I'm speakin 

Is how you demonstrate 

Can't be no punk with it 

Thrust the cock back, with the hump in it 

Grab the bitch by the hair 

Put your thumb in the booty hoe 

And tell the little heffa what you want with it 

You gotta be, down for the booty bang 

Bottom line this all, cause the money mine 

All the nigga really want is the pooty tang 

And I'm a sign your pity on the rent a kind (Yeah) 

And there's a whole lot of shit to say 

Bitches love it when the dick stay hard 

Swithcin' positions to find some missions 

We'll pull her card 

Which one's the victum (Aey!) 

Lick some and get cum sprayed 

All over the chest 

With the less 

You get a double dose of dick a day (Hey!) 

(Real sex) 



[Chorus x2: Tech N9ne] 

oooh la la la la 

Give it to ya from the back and the side no panties and no bra 

Let me get it mama (hit the na na na na) 

(Real Sex) 

oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! 

I love it when ya do me like this 

Baby Bubba and I like it when ya make it do that 

(Real Sex) 



[Verse 2: Tech N9ne] 

At the hotel after the show 

The sack 'n the flow 

Never really matters 

I'm attacking the hoe 

I'm mackin' her thou 

Really slow mo' 

I'm never kickin the Willy bobo 

Like a pogo - stick 

Got your wife screaming oh no - Dick! 

In her face on the low oh - Shit! 

Got her thinkin' bout a choo-choo 

lovin' me give me Moo Shoo 

Pussy Boo-Koo 

On the side of the bed and the back of the couch 

Dick slapin' it south 

Tecca Nina is a lot to be bragging about 

I be stabbing it out 

69 and the shit be mine 

liking 'em young but not young enough to get me time 

i gets behind 

its a hot and deeply time 

i stick it in her and the bitch be cryin' 

you let shit declined 

I like froggy style 

Then I crawl right into that doggy style 

I'm hella ready 

Ima' call ya Betty and Betty when ya call me, call me Al 

Cause it hurts 

But ya can't take it home so ya get it in spurts 

That's how evil lurks 

Come off with that skirt 

I make the twat twurk 

Cause I'm givin' you the works 

I wanna a give it you 

You wish ya nigga would do 

What I do - So you wanna go this a-way? 

I got ya pussy to chew 

i got ya nookie to do 

fuckin' the hoes got the niggaz in disarray 

Scorpy hoes represent 

And fuck bitches in a bigger way 

And do every lil thing that nigga say 

Fuckin ya good 

You get-cha double dose of dick a day (HEY!) 



[Chorus x2: Tech N9ne] 

oooh la la la la 

Give it to ya from the back and the side no panties and no bra 

let me get it mama (hit the na na na na) 

(Real Sex) 

oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! 

I love it when ya do me like this 

Baby Bubba and I like it when ya make it do that 

(Real Sex)