Once, you would hang around me 

Hang, 'round me night and day 

I thought that love had found me 

When we became that way 



Now, it's a different story 

You're not a one-girl man 

I've heard you're in your glory 

Playing the Dapper Dan 



You may tell me you're a Saint 

But listen to my complaint 



What's the use of hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you, deary 

I never know 

I never know just where I stand 



What's the use of bangin' around with you 

Bangin' around with you 

Bangin' around with you, deary 

You've gotta give 

This little girl a bigger hand 



You're not acting the beau 

That I once used to know 

I'm beginning to see 

That I'm likely to be 

On the shelf 



If you want me hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you, deary 

You've gotta learn 

You've gotta learn to be yourself 



JASON ALEXANDER 

I simply must deny it 

I swear it isn't true 

My heart is on a diet 

Darling, except for you 



When I'm with other damsels 

Really, I don't go far 

I try to tell those ma'm'selles 

Just what a peach you are 



Oh I'm so misunderstood 

Though I've tried to be so good 



Oh, what's the use of hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you, deary 

I never know 

I never know just where I'm at 



And what's the use of bangin' around with you 

Bangin' around with you 

Bangin' around with you, deary 

Oh I'm afraid 

You're forcing me to leave you flat 



KRISTIN CHENOWETH 

Please don't be in a huff 

It was only a bluff 

Everything is in vain 

If you mean to remain so upstage 



If you want me hangin' around with you 



BOTH 

Hangin' around with you 

Hangin' around with you, deary 



KRISTIN CHENOWETH 

You've gotta learn 

You've gotta learn to act 



Your agent called 

Your other gigs fell through 



BOTH 

You've gotta learn 

You've gotta learn to act your age