Kottonmouth Kings

Kottonmouth Kings - Me And My Skate lyrics

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Oh shit, ah damn, well what's happening here? Damn helicopters
 And all I saw was some little skater kid
 Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.
 Oh man, I'll check the news
 And find out what the hell's happening here. "Hola Como estas?"
 Fuckin commercials, damn yeah,
 "This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California,"
 No shit, "where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff in our
 Chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc, member of the infamous Kottonmouth Kommittee,
 Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd.
 DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, and
 Authorities
 For being a nuisance to society. Approach with caution,
 DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance."

 It's me and my skate, skate
 In this world of hate and confusion
 I sweat all day to create an illusion
 Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it
 You (???) can be a bong tokin alcoholic
 Well this came true so I grip the Mic tightly
 And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me
 After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot
 Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got
 To escape the realness of reality
 I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity
 They say sobriety's the answer to society
 I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me
 I say it twice but they just can't relate
 I guess its fate, my boards my mate
 Just, just me and my skate

 "In other breaking news, reputed rapper Saint,
 Also from the Kottonmouth Kommittee, was caught by surveillance Camera
 At JJ's Liquor in the city of Orange
 Making off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of Cigarettes.
 The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken Rowdiness,
 Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted on
 Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of Alcohol."

 Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison.
 Thank God for freedom hook the bitches with my jism
 Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations
 But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin
 My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool.
 So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.
 (?) Like a beer like marijuana.
 She said "Hi Saint my name's you'wanna."
 You wanna wanna wanna take me home?
 You wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?
 But I get aggravated, mentally frustrated
 When I act like (?) cuz your boyfriend player hated.
 Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,
 I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth.

 "Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth Kommittee
 Case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
 The elusive Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp
 Daddy X are sought in connection with a number of charges
 Ranging from obscenity, influencing the minds of minors, fake
 ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society.
 Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened to
 Quote 'Crucify those young punks.' "

 Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for that
 The (???) Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my back
 I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track
 I got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sack
 Too many vices and insane extremities
 I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies
 Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5
 Fuck flippin burgers don't wanna drop no fries
 Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk
 Just wanna get upon a Mic and let my skills start to flex
 Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and (???)
 I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left alone
 Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker
 All more confused with me (bead-eye) loca
 Late night toker, indo smokers
 Hey hey daddy X daddy X daddy X daddy X
 Let your skills flex
 Hey hey daddy X daddy X
 Hey daddy X put those fools in check
 Live while you live you gotta live your life while you're here
 Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer
 Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no time for that
 I gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the max
 So when you see daddy X in your vicinity
 Pass the pipe, pass the j, say, "what's up?"
 I'm out, peace
 Me (me) me and my skate my skate my skate my skate
 My mate my skate
 Me (me) me and my skate my skate
 My skate my mate in this world of hate

 "After an all out man hunt by local and federal officials,
 The Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large,
 Last spotted fleeing southbound on Interstate 5
 In a drop top Volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen from
 A trailer park complex earlier today.
 The young vandals are disturbing the peace, and reportedly riding High.
 That's our local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens.
 I'm Victoria Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to you, Bob
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