by Koo Koo Boy
lyrics and music by Scott Coblio

What am I going to do
What am I going to do
What am I going to do
About the girls?

Ha-ha-ha!  You've trashed me!
But I won't blame you
I won't blame you
I just wanna know--

What am I going to do
What am I going to do
What am I going to do
About the girls?

La-la-la-la-la-la
They're all singing
'Cause I'm over!
But I won't say it
I just wanna know

What am I going to do
What am I going to do
What am I going to do
About the girls?

Bang! Bang! Bang!
They're happy!
And I'm invisible
I'm invisible
I am invisible to the girls