music by Koo Koo Boy,
Lyrics by Scott Coblio

Are you a monster? (leave me alone!)
Is that your real color? (leave me alone!)
Are you a zombie? (leave me alone!)

I'm a monster, you're a monster
Just let it go
Everyone's a freak-a-deek so
Go with the flow

Where do you come from? (leave me alone!)
Are you an alien? (leave me alone!)
Someone said you're a you-know-what (leave me alone!)

I'm a monster, you're a monster
Just let it go
Everyone's a freak so
Go with the flow

Until you've walked around town in a feather boa
You've never really lived
Until you've walked around town in a feather boa
It's always best to give
I'm just a star!

Are you a monster? (leave me alone)
Is that your real hair color? (leave me alone)
Are you zombie? (leave me alone)

[repeat chorus]
[finish with:]
I'm a monster you're a monster
Just let it go