I wouldn't look if you paid me, 'cause to me she's still the same
Well you oughtta see her, wearin' her heart on her sleeves
You'd never believe her, she's got a well-planned look in her eyes

She's so European, she's one of a kind, one of a kind
She's so European, she's one of a kind, all in her mind
And she's so European, I found out today

She still speaks with an accent from a week in San Tropez
She makes love on her brass bed 'cause her parents are still away
Well you oughtta see her, countin' the stars in her eyes
You'd never believe her, she's got a well-planned coverless smile

She's so European, she's one of a kind, all in her mind
She's so European, she's one of a kind, all in her mind
And she's so European, she told me today

I wanna hold her tight all through the night, I must be dreamin'
I wanna take my time, she's so refined, is that her screamin'

I've seen the looks in your eyes, you've seen through her disguise, yeah

She's so European, she's so European, one of a kind, all in her mind