We are looking for a man named Billy
 who has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;
 use of UPS trucks; and trying to sell crack
 to an undercover token clerk
 What is this world coming to? Well I'll tell you

 Yeahhh his name is Billy
 Now let me tell you about this guy right here
 Bust it

 A brainiac  con artist to the 'T'
 Able to geese  you and me
 Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp..
 .. but he's a wimp!
 Mastermind of the computer world, he lives
 with his wife and a cute little girl
 Now this is the story of a family
 And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy

 "Yeah you know that guy named Billy
 he was always conning somebody
 he was always getting away with murder word"

 His name was Billy!

 "He tried to have Moet tossin Olde E money
 I ain't tryin to have that
 but let me tell you about this"

 Ohhhh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?
 Ha ha! Tell me, did you ever find a way
 to make that money real quick - well I got an idea
 "So what's the idea?" Computer chip!
 Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards
 We'll split it even, but here's the odds
 Twenty to one, Who's Harry Crumb?
 He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun
 Now Billy, a smooth operator
 Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator
 Gets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifth
 Then heads out the building with
 his little pocket knife in his hand
 Show em you're a man Billy.. understand?
 A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him
 Delivery boys think highly of him
 United Parcel, very colossal.. UH!
 Sometimes he get a bit hostile
 Don't even care, if people stare
 He gets his package look around, then he's outta there!
 Well a-nother day, a-nother dollar
 Don't wanna do it, boy but he's gotta
 a diamond to sell, three point one carat
 "So what he did?" Sold it to the first floor faggot
 No real money, one and a third
 But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bird
 Bell bottoms, yes the man invented the slacks
 Old fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with spats
 He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked just right
 Walkin down the block, lookin like, Willy Dynamite!
 This man is amazing, he does a lot
 He can tell you what he can do, and what he can not
 He get you radios or TV's, clocks and beds
 He's gettin, twenty to life once he's caught by the feds
 His name was Billy

 "Yeah my man went and got her credit card
 Bought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, word up
 I ain't actin like we ain't been down
 Knahmsayin? He never get love from me
 always tryin to con me but I ain't goin for it
 Word" BREAK IT DOWN!

 "Tell em what you want Kid Capri"

 Man I need a VCR, really (really, really)
 I thought you was going to lookout, BILLY
 You told me to be here six o'clock
 By that time, you said you'd be ready to make the drop
 Well I guess you're fronting again
 When you gonna be on the up and up my friend?
 You keep conning, you better chill!
 Cause a brother like me will squeal.. on Billy!

 "He did it, he did it!
 Word up man I'm squealing on him man
 He tried to front on the Kid Capri, word"

 His name was Billy!

 "Ain't no way in the world I'ma let that go
 Lords of Funk ain't tryin to have that!
 KnowhatImean?"

 His name was Billy!

 "Man you need to grow up before you blow up
 YouknowhatI'msayin?
 Stop tryin to play high post with a low income"

 His name was Billy!

 "I ain't havin it..
 now before you think about doin it
 let me tell you this!"

 Don't mess with Bill (no no-no no)
 Don't mess with Bill (uh-huh)

 His name was Billy!

 Uh-huh, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmm
 Ah-hah, mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm
 Ah-hah, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmm
 Ah-hah, his name was Billy

 I think Billy learned his lesson
 Just leave that crack alone!

 I'm outta here