Taking baths while fully clothed

We look cute when we overdose

A shopping cart is our vehicle

We go to drugs, and we don't do school

We don't understand why everyone's annoyed with us.

I bet it's cus' they're all jealous

We blow smoke in your mother's face

We do meth but we're in great shape

We don't know how to use ashtrays

We make love in a homeless man's face

I asked for change not a threesome

Could be worse

We push old people down the stairs

And roll away in their wheelchairs

Being gorgeous has its perks

He forgot how drinking works

And we can't have sex unless a crowd is watching us

Here comes a double decker bus

Our roommate is a talking bug

What's up?

Did we take too many drugs?

Nah

We wound up on doctor Phil

Y'all need to stop screwin' on ferris wheels

We found love is repetitive

This is no place for a diva to live

It's time to leave this gross pigsty

Cus' I'm Rihanna and you're just some guy

Bye bye