These pants are too small

They're skin tight

They're squeezing my balls

It's a sad sight

I used to be thin

Now I've got two chins

Should have hit the gym

I'm getting too old

for youtube

They're all gonna lol

at my Man boobs

Come on, Mark lets go

My stomach looks gross

We'll fix that in post

Are you really going to?

Oh hell no.

Damn I really let myself go I ate

too much pizza and Nachos

Now my man boobs are saggin'

C'mon you guys stop laughin'

At my man boooooooobs

Let me have a try

I can do it

I sound like the guy

Let me prove it

My gut's not as big

Just hand me that wig

And watch my gay jig

Impersonating the guy's

Impression

Of the other guy

It's like Inception

I'm covered in sweat

Just give me a sec

Let me catch my breath

HA! It's not as easy as it looks

I am starting to regret this

Someone call the paramedics

I just threw my back out

I really should've stretched out

I just f**************ed my back up

Christina sings these random lines

I think she applied her make up twice

Used to show her goodies

She ate too many cookies

And now she looks like Snooki GTL!

I got my second wind

We are all attentions whores

Someone help me off the floor

I've got them moves like grandpa

I've got them boobs like grandma

But we will doooooooo anything for laughter

Doooo anything for laughter