Cheat me, cheat me
Baby, cheat me, cheat me
No you won't cheat me
'Cause I'm gonna cheat myself

Kiss me, baby, kiss me
Kiss me, baby, kiss me
No, you won't kiss me
'Cause I'm gonna kiss myself

Love me, baby, love me
Love me, oh, love me
No, you ain't gonna love me
'Cause I'm gonna love myself
Oh yeah, alright

Marry me, marry me
Marry me, baby, marry me
No, you ain't gonna marry me
I'm gonna marry myself

Twist me, twist me
Twist me round your finger, baby, baby, twist me
No, you ain't gonna twist me
I'm gonna twist myself

I'm the top, I'm the top
I'm the top, baby, you know I'm the top
I'm the top, pretty baby
There ain't nobody else