Somebody call Johnny McGee
I know he's got the key
You tell him that it's me
And to get out of that bed
Tell him that I'm serious
Don't make me have to go and cuss
I'm already fired up enough
You tell him that I said

Unlock that honky tonk
Boy, turn them neons on
Go and get the good stuff out
I'm bringing a party crowd
Don't need no trouble man
Just need a smoking band
Don't tell me country's gone
'Cause I'ma have to tie some on
Unlock that honky tonk

You tell 'em call Kristi Lynn
That girl can really bartend
She knows how to make some rhyme
We don't wanna have to wait, so

Unlock that honky tonk
Boy, turn them neons on
Go and get the good stuff out
I'm bringing a party crowd
Don't need no trouble man
Just need a smoking band
Don't tell me country's gone
'Cause I'ma have to tie some on
Unlock that honky tonk

Tell him I know it's Tuesday night
We can't wait 'til Friday
And I hate to wanna have to fight

Unlock that honky tonk
Boy, turn them neons on
Go and get the good stuff out
I'm bringing a party crowd
Don't need no trouble man
Just need a smoking band
Don't tell me country's gone
'Cause I'ma have to tie some on

Unlock that honky tonk
Boy, turn them neons on
Go and get the good stuff out
I'm bringing a party crowd
Don't need no trouble man
Just need a smoking band
Don't tell me country's gone
Unlock that honky tonk

Unlock that honky tonk
Unlock that honky tonk