I got an attitude, it's a little rude

A humdinger

I'm in a dangerous place;

I need to win the race

It's a dead ringer

I'm on a windin' road;

I got an overload

It's a redline

Life is movin' fast

But it can never last

When everything's so fine



Grand fun... grand fun alley

I'm having so much fun

Grand fun... grand fun alley

Here in the alley



Ain't had my fill of fun;

I'm underneath the gun

Time is flyin'

If you pass me by,

You know I can't deny

That I'm still tryin'

There's a turn ahead;

I'm runnin' out of lead

Feel like retreating

And the fuel gauge is down;

I'm gettin' out of town

Can't take a beating



Grand fun... grand fun alley

I'm back in the alley again

Grand fun... grand fun alley

Here at the end of time

Grand fun... grand fun alley

I'm still havin' so much fun

Grand fun... grand fun alley

I'm back in the alley



If you wait too long,

You can't afford the wrong

It's a doozy

When the times are good,

They still cut you down

Just like an Uzi

If the price is high,

You better look to the sky

'Cause there's a call in

Everything's gonna change;

It's getting very strange

So take it all in



Grand fun... grand fun alley

I'm havin' so much fun

Grand fun... grand fun alley

I'm kicking back in the alley again

Grand fun... grand fun alley

Here at the end of time

Grand fun... grand finale

I'm back in the alley

[instrumental to fade out]