So you like guys in uniform

I think I'll buy a uniform

And maybe you will like me better

Maybe I will like me better.

And maybe I'll be stronger with my super x-ray vision

Then I could see right through you

Just like you could see through me,

Mr super feelings boy



I know a policeman, he carries a gun

He has superhuman strength

He lives in the sun

I know a policeman, he carries a gun

He never feels helpless

He never has fun

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, like me



So you like the way he looks

I think I kind of look that way

If I died my hair and grew a bit, and threw away the cape.

Only to reveal the helpless little boy that can't destroy a fly with worthless x-ray vision



So who's it gonna be? Mr

Super-Hero man or me?