This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

Look at this hotel room, what do you see
Dollar, dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar, dollar, dollar sign
We don't have money so we can't touch anything
Put it on a credit card, debt, debt
This room's cool, this room's fine
It got Internet so I can get online
This internets kind of slow, this internets kinda slow

This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

Walk into the room and I see
Housekeeping and my stuff (so mean)
There, that's better
You hear me after death, I thought I lost my sweater
There's only one bed, there's only one bed
Now call it in the air, now tails or heads? Both!
We're sleeping in the same bed
But it's okay cuz we're not telling, anyone

This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time
Cuz there's two shower heads not one
There two shower heads not one
We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time
Cuz there's two shower heads not one
And it's okay cuz we're not looking

This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
This is a nice hotel!