[Verse 1]
Yes, I am!
I'm a very busy man!
My words flow forth 
With or without line of plan!
Mile after mile,
With my trusty steed at hand.
My car phone,
My car phone!
Driving! Speaking! Simultaneously!
This should be illegal
For everyone but me.
Meet my wife, my child,
And most importantly,
My car phone!
My car phone!
[Chorus]
Calling anyone,
Anyone I want,
When I'm on my car phone!
My car phone!
I can call anyone I want!
[Spoken]
Who else could go for some donuts right about now?
Let's call the guys and get doughnuts!
Every single night!
Yeah!
Every single night!
Doughnuts!
[Verse 2]
If you think I'm from the future,
That's okay with me.
I'm just a man with lots to say,
So listen carefully.
Cause two dollars a minute
Has me speaking cryptically
On my car phone!
My car phone!
Toilet paper!
[Chorus]
Calling anyone,
Anyone I want,
When I'm on my car phone!
My car phone!
I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my car phone!
My car phone!
Calling anyone,
Anyone I want,
When I'm on my car phone!
My car phone!
I can call anyone I want!
[Spoken]
Hello?
Hey! I'm on my car phone!
Me too!
Dad, I really gotta pee.
Not right now, son. Did you catch the game last night?
No, I was on my car phone.
Dad, I really gotta pee!
Son, I'm this close I'm this close to spanking you right now.
I can't hold it!
Son!
[Chorus]
Calling anyone,
Anyone I want,
When I'm on my car phone!
My car phone!
I can call anyone I want!
[Spoken]
Definitely not tonight. I have a ridiculous amount of homework to do.
What is that?
An iPhone.
[Reprise]
But I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my car phone...