Did ya ever wake up in the morning 
and grumble as you tumble out of bed? 
You stub your toe – ouch 
You hit your elbow – ooh 
You bump your head – ooh 
You step on a tack and you let out a howl 
There’s soap in your eyes and you can’t find a towel 
You try to comb your hair but can’t arrange it 
Spill orange juice on your dress 
and have to change it 

Then all day long 
Everything you touch goes wrong 
Teacher told us when this happens 
To never whine or wail 
The same thing happens in life 
But on a very much larger scale 

It never rains, but what it pours 
If Lady Luck should happen to desert you 
A bit of rain is never going to hurt you 
So wait and the skies will be blue 

It never rains, but what it pours 
Oh what if all your troubles come in bunches? 
Keep sticking to your silly little hunches 
And the sun will come shining through 

Bide your time and keep on humming 
Don’t you frown and sit around and weep 
Wait your turn 
Your day is coming 
And you’ll be there on top of the heap 

It never rains, but it pours 
You may as well get all your worries over 
From then on you’re gonna be in clover 
Smile when you should cry 

For every cloud, there’ll be a rainbow 
There’ll be a sunbeam for every raindrop 
By and by