We've got a farm, a barn of a farm

Right in the middle of a swamp

Now there ain't any charm in our little farm

Right in the middle of a swamp



All the hens won't lay, we can't make hay

We work all day and we get no pay

We're all miserable, all so miserable

Down on Misery Farm

So are the animals, so are the vegetables

Down on Misery Farm



Oh there's pigs and sheep all fast asleep

Right in the middle of our room

Mother can't cook 'cause she's feelin' crook

And the straw's warn out on her broom



All the hens won't lay, we can't make hay

We work all day and we get no pay

We're all miserable, all so miserable

Down on Misery Farm

So are the animals, so are the vegetables

Down on Misery Farm