havin' a barbi' by the river

with no one else around

a tropical honymoon knokin' a 4x down

she was standin' in the water eating a pumpkin scone

when aarrccmm "splash" she was gone



and they were doin' the crocodile roll

the woman and the reptile

doin' the crocodile roll

in the middle of the river



down came her husband 

with a gun and a carving knife

to slaughter every crocodile for taking his darlin's life

yyyyou ccant ggo round eating queenslanders

yyyou over grown ggg goannas

i il i'll turn you all into shoes

aarrccmm oooooo "splash", it was in the news



and they were doin' the crocodile roll

the husband and the reptile

doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river



down came his blood hound, with mangy curly hair

he cought the scent and away he went, bum in the air

then the dog got carried away and ran out on a log

when aarrccmm, rowr, guess what, no more dog



and they were doin' the crocodile roll

the canine and the reptile 

doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river



down came a wild pig, rootin' all about

the little swine drank the wine and realy piged it out

then the crocodile chased him round 

then the little pig said "up yours" aarrccmm,

reee reee reee, in the old croc's jaws



and they were doin' the crocodile roll

the porker and the reptile

doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river



theres no moral to this story, just a brand new dance

grab your partner by the neck and swing your crocodile pants

dip your toe in the water, are you ready for a mess

swirl your tail around the floor, go on take a chance



now your doin' the crocodile roll, stirin' up the mud

doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river



they were doin' the crocodile roll, stirin up the mudcrabs

doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river



aarrccmm oooooo