Well I ain't no doctor
And I ain't no nurse
I ain't no lawyer babe
Nothin' could be worse

I ain't got no 'risicrats
A-hangin' in my tree
So tell me little mama
Why you messin' with me

Looks like a longshot baby
Lookin' like a longshot baby to me

I don't walk with the president
I don't mess with the prime
I ain't got no bigshots babe
Working for me overtime

I can see you're sophisticated
With your goody-toe shoes
So tell me are you slummin' baby
I got nothin' to lose

Looks like a longshot baby
Lookin' like a longshot baby to me

Well I ain't no sinner
An' I ain't no saint
I ain't no hypocrite babe
'Cept most everyday

I ain't got no religion
A-cloudin' up my brain
So tell me little mama
Why you jumpin' my claim

Looks like a longshot baby
Lookin' like a longshot baby to me