Have you ever been driving down the road

And come up on a fella who was just poking along straddlin' the white line

And when you try to pass him he'd speed up

Ha ha well around here we call this falla a Road Hog

This is a story about him and his eventual end



Well me and my buddy went a ridin' last night

Me and my buddy went a ridin' last night

We topped a hill and we saw his lights

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When we saw him we almost died when we saw him we almost died

He was a comin' at us on our side

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My buddy said that fella sure come mighty near

Probably some learner who don't know how to steer

And then I saw his lights a comin' up in my mirror

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He passed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess

He passed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess

And then he slowed down to twenty or less

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I tooted my horn and I started to pass I blinked my lights and I started to pass

And then that Road Hog stepped on the gas

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You'd better get him up some money for bail

You'd better get him up some money for bail

Cause tomorrow morning he will be in jail

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The boys will have him in the morning behind bars

The boys will have him in the morning behind bars

Cause I'm the County Sheriff in my unmarked car ha ha ha

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