Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away

Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4D way

And when I got there you know it had certain similarities



Like no smoking anywhere

And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare

4D Tequila anyone

And dont think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension

In the discosphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan



And it was pretty goddam hazardous

Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass

Out on the Illminster bypass  out on the Illminster bypass

Aquaplaning to the theme park

We took a ride called the BanchoffKlein mega bottle ride

Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth

In time, mathmatics and pride, inside



We've gone Balkan  we've gone Balkan anyway

It absolutely had to happen to someone today

Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere  throw it all away

Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway  you can get rid of the blues this way

Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today

It absolutely had to happen to someone today

Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere  throw it all away

Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway  you can get rid of the blues this way

Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today  throw it all away

And its time to be doing something good