You know what I'm hidin' from you
 I know that you hurt me real bad
 You know that I hurt you bad too
 Let's just get naked
 Just for a laugh
 Let's just get naked
 It's a trip and a half
 Here comes that story again
 All about that television show
 Here comes my typical response
 Won't you tell me something I don't know
 And I'm pissed off about bein' the cops
 And you're pissed off about bein' the maid
 And how long till they shut off the phone
 Till the next time we get laid
 Let's just get naked
 Just for a laugh
 Let's just get naked
 It's a trip and a half...
 A trip and a half
 We've been together so long
 I hope it wasn't just the drugs
 What happened to the energy we had
 The morning glories and the rodeo hugs
 And I know you like the back of my hand
 With a stamp that says I paid to get in
 And yes I am your television show
 And you're the nicest place I've ever been
 Let's just get naked
 Just for a laugh
 Let's just get naked
 It wouldn't be so bad...
 Let's just get naked
 Just for a laugh
 Let's just get naked
 It's a trip and a half