(Joan Jett/Kenny Laguna)

Randy, Randy, I love you
Oh I love you at the same time I hate you
Oh I need you and what can I do when you hurt me
Ya come around, I can take it
When you're here, don't have to fake it
I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked

Cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman
Randy, Randy you're too hard
Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake

Now I'm afraid, I been waitin'
I'm sick and tired of masterbatin'
So confused, with love an' hate and I say

Cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman
Randy, Randy you're too hard
Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake

Randy, Randy I'm achin'
I can't have you all of the time and I'm breakin'
Oh I need you and what can I do when you hurt me

Cum around I can take it
I turn you on, you start shakin'
I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked

Cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman
Randy, Randy you're too hard
Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake