Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffett - Kinja Rules lyrics

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Lorna 

Mista Paper, Senator Pullman he just call. 

He ask how come ya don need no watah 



Norman 

Don't need water! 



Lorna 

Well, you let the barge go by 

He comin' to talk to you 



Norman 

Who is Senator Pullman anyway? 

Why do I have to signal the barge? 



Iris 

Welcome to the Caribbean, put on a shirt at least. 

The big enchilada is on his way 



Senator Pullman 

Mr. Norman Paperman, I presume? 

Joinin' us in Kinja for de tourist boom? 



Norman 

Norman Paperman at your service. 

Meeting the kingpin, I'm slightly nervous 



Pullman 

Mr. Paperman, I here to be your friend 

But there's just certain rules here we can not bend 



Paperman How about the water? My cistern's flat. 



Pullman 

Why sure, I come to take care of dat 



Chorus 

BUT You gotta play by Kinja rules 

Forget about da tings you learned in school 

We use a different box of tools 

And you gotta play by Kinja rules 



Pullman 

Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier 

He's bonded for GARDENER-dat why he here 

De Chief of Immigration a power in dis town 

Chief find out-your hotel close down 



Paperman 

Hereafter gardening's all he'll do I didn't know, I swear to you 



Pullman 

Doan' hoross yourself, it's okay mister 

De Chief of Immigration-she's my sister 



Chorus 

BUT You gotta play by Kinja rules 

Forget about that civics course you learned in school 

We ain't city folks, but we ain't fools 

And you gotta play by Kinja rules 



Pullman 

Stop! 



Paperman 

How about my water? 



Pullman 

Hold you hosses I come to dat 

Look at da chambermaid, she mighty fat 

And if dat alien have her baby here 

Dat baby an AMERICAN, free and clear 

De Secretary of Interior, he gonna rave 

And dat baby on your record 

From da cradle to da grave 

Your responsibility-I doan mean maybe 

Da bottom line sir, dat YOUR BABY 



Chorus 

You gotta play by Kinja rules 

Forget about da tings you learned in school 

We use a simple box of tools 

And you gotta play by Kinja rules 



Paperman 

I'll send her away-but this club's bone dry 



Pullman 

No problem, lots of watah you can buy 



Paperman 

Buy water, Senator? 

That's your advice? 



Pullman 

Chief of Public Works give you a special price 



Paperman 

Chief of public works 

Who's he-your brother? 



Pullman 

Ha ha, not bad she's Lorna's mother 



Chorus 

SO You gotta play by Kinja rules 

Forget about da tings you learned in school 

We use a different box of tools 

And you gotta play by Kinja rules 



Paperman 

Senator, I thank you. 

Now one thing's clear 

I've got to hire a Kinjan gondolier 



Pullman 

Now dat a problem- 



Paperman 

What's the reason 



Pullman 

No unemployment-it's high season 

Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat 



Paperman 

And I can't use an alien? 



Pullman 

Don't ask dat 



Paperman 

You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote 

Just tell me-who's going to row that boat? 



Pullman 

YOU gotta play by Kinja rules 

Forget about da tings you learned in school 

Just take it easy, play it cool 

But be sure to 



Paperman joins Pullman 



Play by Kinja rules 



Extra Chorus 

You gotta play by Kinja rules 

Forget about that civics course you learned in school 

God watches out for drunks and fools 

But forget the Ten Commandments here 

Kinja rules 

Kinja rules 

Kinja rules 

Kinja rules 



Pullman 

Norman Paperman, I feel you soon adjust to Kinja, hahaha
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