I live like a fresman

I still have a roommate

I even moved to Brooklyn

I still need a roommate

I bet you didn't know

I don't make much for this show

And when I go home



I still have a roommate

I cook on a hot plate

Unless I order pizza

You should see the boxes

This was my dream when I was 13

And now that it's true

I wish I was you



You don't have a roommate

You own your own building

You have a flat-screen TV

You never followed your dreams

They're not what they seem

They're never what they seem

They're never what they seem

They're never what they seem

They're never what they seem



I live like a freshman

I still have a roommate

We walk to the Laundry