Last night I went to town
Gave every bar around
A 100 bottles of beer on the wall
Lord, I could drink 'em all

With Jose, Jack and Jim
My best drinking friends
We poured 'em up, I shot 'em down
Lord, I thought I was gonna drown

How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sipping and a-tipping and a-jugging and a-lugging
Hugging every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night

A little flaw in chemistry
A medical mystery
I feel washed up that I'm so dry
Can't even make a tear to cry

That this old aching head
Barely got out of bed
Now I'm hung over this kitchen sink
And I can't get enough to drink

How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sipping and a-tipping and a-jugging and a-lugging
Hugging every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night