[J-Zone]

Mr. President congratulations on inauguration 

Im here with advice to run a nation 

To satisfy the rich and be up for re-election 

So i advise you follow my suggestions 

"I dont even know you nor the nation that you come from" 

"Now you wanna give me advice on how to run one" 

"I should call security" My bad I'll introduce to ya 

The clan grand wizard and my name is Lucifer 

But you could call me Satan "Yo to barge in here is rude of you" 

Sorry but america seems kinda peculiar 

"I face the press in 5 minutes make this shit quick" 

America is broke and I know just how to fix it 

"Got any suggestions?" Yo slavery was brilliant trust me 

They need to bring it back cuz black bastards disgust me 

I second that emotion for their Puerto Rican cousins too 

They even have leaders what the fucks the world comin too 

Minority vultures sabotage American good will 

I wish for target practice they stood still 

To make the world a better place we gotta take action 

"So where do I start" You gotta make things happen 

Like overpopulation but thats kinda complex 

Cuz niggas and spics always fiend to have sex 

Those free clinic goin ghetto dwellin nymphos 

I know we could put something in the indo 

Shit to make em impotent while they're screamin represent 

In another 5 years they'll be askin where the niggas went? 

Drinkin malt liquor fuckin up their livers 

But we laced them with carcinogens so everything is cool 

Also, watch the borders those Mexicans is leakin in 

But thats ok they go to L.A. and get they fuckin heads beaten in 

"More cops perhaps"   

Fuck yeah who's gonna shoot those little monkeys in their backs 

"So what's up with education" Just cut financial aid 

Stop givin money to schools with bad grades 

They'll all go back to the slums cuz their school money fell through 

Governor Pataki can help you 

And as for schools in the city let me set this straight 

Just remove that asbestos late give the rich schools computers 

"Textbooks are gone with the wind"   

Great now bar up the windows so they feel like inmates 

"Ooh but the housing dilemma thats a tuffy" 

Dont say that "Why"  We know where all the niggas stay at 

We got enough projects, if we dont build more 

Its great when niggas visit other projects and get killed for it 

His mother screams "My baby" and prays in church 

Coons are gullable that preachers gettin paid to work 

It's easier for us too we know where they're stayin 

Shit their whole fuckin exsistance is a 4 block radius 

"So what about violence" Let the red kill the blue 

East coast West coast beef helps too 

Black folks will kill their brother for no more than a shoe 

So when they go extinct cant nobody blame you 

"But people are hungry theres no food" 

Shh that aint hard to do cuz you know and I know niggas love to barbecue 

Just give em pork and let em suck the bone dry 

"Cholesterol and hyper tension" No shit I wonder why 

Overweight havin heart attacks at twenty eight 

Great now give em that free cheese issued out of state 

It lasts for a decade so blacks are fuckin thrilled 

The preservatives we used left the lab rats killed 

"Damn this sounds grim at least for those with melanin" 

"Minorities are headed for the dumps" To hell with them 

"Two minutes and countin before I face the nation" 

A few more details relax stop pacin' 

Minority extinction the way it's gotta go 

Just a few more little things to let you know 

You gotta close off the ghetto with the Coast Guard 

"Damn Why" So when those animals riot nobody but them dies 

They burn their own stores down ha ha fuckin savages 

"Damn can't we give them just a little bit of happiness" 

Fine give em Cristal name brand clothes 

Iced down jewelry fly cars and hoes 

Let those bitches think they're rich poppin' Mo' in rap videos 

My daughter's learning Windows 98 in 20 years she'll be straight 

While she's workin on a job with computers 

Tomorrow's black leaders on the corner smokin buddah 

Give them all Lexus's but no health insurance 

"Cool" And take that ESL out the schools 

Crack was made for them so make sure they smoke it all 

Prescribed by Uncle Sam until the drug problem dies 

But you can't make it obvious listen to jazz and rap,tap dance 

And they'll believe that you care about em "Fat chance" 

"I'll take it in consideration" For a...kinder...gentler...nation 



[echoes out]